"What's for lunch?"

I've been carrying around a large, thick, paper bag today. It looks like something that would hold an order or two of Chinese takeout, but it doesn't. So when I came in (late) to the office today, I was asked, "what's for lunch?" I couldn't come up with a great comeback (Seinfeld - "The jerk store called and they're running out of you!"). Instead, I just replied, "the usual."

Contents?


toy cleaner


lube


edible body powder

At least the powder is edible..

..what?..

I was at a sex toy party a few weeks ago and my order had arrived. I picked it up last night and didn't come home..

..and, no, I didn't use any of said products last night.

I know, I know..

I've been away too long.. i know, i know. I was hoping to get somewhat settled after returning home from Montreal, but things just picked up and I've been going full steam. I think I've finally finished unpacking and put all the laundry away, but I have yet to upload the pictures. I had promised pictures and stories and possibly videos, and I have failed to meet my own expectations. Montreal is in the past and I haven't thought about it much. Heck, I don't even know where my medals are at.

You see.. the thing is, I met someone..

The Hardware

Apologies for not writing much, but things have been crazy busy. For those interested, here's a picture of the medals from Montreal.

This pretty much sums up the trip..

what a long, strange trip it has been..

I can't begin to describe how much fun I had in Montreal. I could, but I don't know where to start.. and all the stories would jump around. I was physically exhausted from the week, but now it is turning into emotional exhaustion. I made the drive back a 2 day trip, which means 2 days of coming down from my 'high' of Montreal.

The more I think about it, the more my mind wanders.. and eventually, the more depressed I get. It's the same thing that happens when I come back from a trip to Michigan. I'm just not ready to let go of time I spent there. The viewing of the pictures, the telling of the stories, the looking at the maps are my way of trying to hang on to those precious memories.

It was an amazing time and there is so much to say. I will do my best to tell my tales of travel.

1st World Outgames

I won't be posting much because I'm in Montreal this week participating in the 1st World Outgames

Events are as follow..

Tuesday - 40k bike race
Thursday - Olympic Triathlon
Friday - Team Time Trial (bike.. possibly)
Saturday - half-Marathon

I've been able to watch volleyball, soccer, and rowing the few days I had off. Today was my first day of competition and I took 2nd in the 18-29 unlicensed age group. Yep, homey here got a Silver Medal. It was really cool. I had no chance at gold, but beat the bronze winner by 5 seconds. I blew up on the final sprint and went too early. Will be going out with some of the gals tonight, will be sharing some stories, and I know tales of that last sprint will get more and more exaggerated. It was a great time.

Having a blast so far and have been taking a lot of pictures as well as some video clips. I hope to get them posted when I get back.